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Jingle Times

by Grr and Margie

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4 parts white tequila
3 parts triple sec
2 parts freshly squeezed lime juice Favorite track: Tannenbaum.
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Marjorie Halloran A low-fi, high-fun holiday improvisation that's sure to elicit at least two laughs! Favorite track: Jingle Times.
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sauraen Such a wonderful mix of high and low production values--of talent and BS. If you don't laugh, you might just be the Grinch! Favorite track: Lullaby for a Boychild.
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1.
Cranberry sauce should only come from a can You can spend lots of time making cranberry sauce on your own But you’re wrong Cranberry sauce has a shape. That shape is cylindrical with weird little ridges and it Should maintain its shape when you poke it with a spoon Cranberry sauce is the reason for this time of year Cranberry sauce in a can
2.
Little baby, little dear one My tender boychild Softly sleeping so peaceful so meek and so mild May the angels watch over you all through the night My darling my sweet boychild From the distance come three kings and some shepherds and stuff And the stable is filling with camels and junk Lots of people are talking and some angels are there And also a little drummer boy Now the drummer boy is banging on some drums for the child And Mary looks distraught but she’s trying to be chill And some donkeys are braying at the sheep on the hill And probably they’re gonna wake the Christchild
3.
Tannenbaum 01:43
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum
4.
I think I’m basically Scrooge I don’t really love anybody or anything And I sort of get off on being bitter and sad I think I’m sort of the Grinch And I hold tight to my resentment And don’t really know why And whatever the reason My spirit is lacking this season and it’s really cheesin me off And I would spread goodwill and cheer to all mankind But I hate all men and women too Including you So I’ll keep Grinching on And never loving anyone as much as I love hating things And I’ll relish my pain Because it’s easier than growing as a person and it’s already here I hate Christmas trees I hate jingling bells and little drumbling boys and I Hate fruitcake and mincemeat pies because what even is mincemeat It’s not mince and it’s not meat and it’s barely pie And I would spread goodwill and cheer to all mankind But I hate all men and women too Including you
5.
Jingle Times 00:55
Everyone is jinglin' and tinglin' too Everyone is gonna jingle rock with you And everyone is janglin' and tanglin' all over the town Woah-oah-oah Everyone is chankle down the jingle chain (?????) Everyone is rompin' down the jingle house And everyone knows that when the cold wind blows, you gotta Jingle all up and down the road tonight And everyone's janglin' the tromps And everyone is chonkin' down the jongle chain And everyone's tinklin', the snow is binklin' 'Cause Santa's around, probably And everyone's jinglin' the jangle-jomp jormps tonight
6.
I saw Santa Claus at the bar last night He likes truffle fries Just as much I do I saw Santa Claus at the bar last night I keep thinkin' about his beard Lookin' frayed And I went over to him and said Oh, I said Mr. Claus, I won't sit on your lap, because that's weird in this bar But I have a favor to ask you Would you please hear my Christmas wish? My recipe for margaritas isn't a hit at any of the parties that I throw I was wondrin' if Mrs. Claus had a recipe that you might know And the drunks are wanderin' home from the bar, And it's just me and old St. Nick, And the light dimly flick-ring, And the bartender running out of patience Yeah Please Santa, I need that recipe for margaritas It's all I want this year It's all I'm asking for I'm tired of people spitting out my margaritas So Santa won't you help me, please? Santa won't you help me this year? Oh, it's all I want All I want is your margarita recipe

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This album was completely improvised and recorded in the span of one evening. It's barely mixed and completely unmastered, so you can download it for free. Payments will be considered an act of charity and/or pity.

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released December 13, 2018

Grr - vocals, jingle bells, kazoo
Margie - vocals, piano, melodica
Mae - lyrics, O Tannenbaum

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M. Garrett Steele Austin, Texas

Michael Garrett Steele is your friend.

He writes music for video games, as well as scores for short films, webseries, and more.

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